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Stop eating each other. Seriously.
Oh HuffPo, how I love thee. Recently there has been a flesh-eating “fad” sweeping the nation. Looks kind of sexy. 21-year-old Morgan State University student Alexander Kinyua, openly admitted to not...
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Jeff Mangum’s Got Swag
Look at this shit. I can’t even begin to process how awesome listening to this is. It’s simultaneously the best and worst thing ever. Imagine the concept: NMH mashed up with hip hop. It would never...
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Overpriced Headphones for Hepcats Create Deafness Epidemic
I have uncovered a nefarious plot. Sol Republic, purveyor of exorbitantly priced headphones, has released a pair of headphones. For cats. X Meowingtons Readers, I obviously don’t need to spell out who...
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Warning: This Post is 50 Shades of Nasty.
Five-hundred pages of torturous inner dialogue from a needy heroine? Treacly, cliched prose and poor sentence structure? Forty million copies sold world-wide? Mostly bought by sexually-frustrated...
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4th Grader Skips Adderall Goes Straight to Hard Stuff
Arianna Hufflepuff informed me that a young woman (and by young woman, I mean infant of ten years old) recently won a science fair prize for her project entitled “Drug Sniffing Dogs” for which her...
View ArticleGary Busey talks about hobbits because why not?
I don’t understand this video. I don’t think Gary Busey understands it either. I don’t think he understands how the internet works. But golly darnit, watch him try! Is Gary Busey the video version of...
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Maybe Josh Ritter is Responsible for Our Cultural Decline
I’ve been a big fan of Josh Ritter since I first heard “Lillian, Egypt” on The Hype Machine years and years ago. He represents something of a confluence of genres–bluegrass, folk, rock–that has...
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German Video Game Lets You Play As Anne Frank
So someone as part of an art exhibit has put together an interactive video game that lets you play as Anne Frank. I don’t even know where to start on something like this. I guess the matter-of-fact...
View ArticleWeird Al is now a Brony
Weird Al, you Brony. You’re perfect for My Little Pony. Your accordion. Your songs. Your upbeat spirit. You are MY little pony, Al, and you always will be. It’s not like you’re the only Jewish Pony...
View ArticleNicki “Literally Hitler” Minaj
Let’s take a moment out of our day to discuss current queen of all things ass, Nicki Minaj (Miley Cyrus get the fuck out). She catapulted into the center of pop culture after a guest verse on biggest...
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